Sunday, February 19, 2006
i'm finally back! really attempting to blog during the week but it was highly impossible! there was so many things goin' on in this really weird life... seriously, i barely slept during this wk... the sum of this wk's hrs of slp can be counted with my fingers! uurrrgghh!
okay, so without further ado, lemme tell u what REALLY happened...
1. PREPARATION FOR VDAY WITH ZIZI (sunday)
this one, we ran round s'pore in search of our materials! it was so tough! we had only that amt of hours n it was like a race against time! after shopping at IKEA for really really odd n random things, we decided to take bus to zizi's hse... while waiting for our 2nd bus at a really ulu bus stop sprouting from nowhere, we met ms williams n her (our guess is tt he's her BF or smthg along tt line) friend (: wad were the chances? anw, when our bus finally found its way to this ulu bus stop, we boarded it n then... things went a bit weird... smthg as simple as me complaining abt how short i m transformed into a totally ridiculous song parody... this is how it goes:
Welcome To My (short) Life
by zizi & hihi
Do u ever feel like u're a dwarf
Do u ever feel like u're a shrub
Like somehow u're just far too short
& no one seems to see u
Do u ever wanna jump a lot
Do u lock urself in ur room
Try to skip & skip to grow so tall
But it never seems to work
No, u dun know wad it's like
When nth's at ur height
U dun know wad it's like
To feel ti-nyyyy
Chorus:
To be short
To be puny
To be ignored by everybody
To be kicked
Cuz u're down
To be the shortest one in town
To be on the edge of breakin' dwn
Cuz no one ever sees u
No, u dun know wad it's like
This is my short life
Bridge:
Everyone looks straight in ur face
No one only sees the top of ur head
U might think i'm happy
But í'm not gonna be okay
U could alws get what u wanted
U never had to get the help of a chair
U don't know what it's like..
What it's like...
(Chorus)
i love you zizi my dearly beloved spouse! we rock n so do our presents! wad presents? read on to find out wad we did...
2. VDAY (tuesday)
Operation Vday Prezzies: reached sch at 6.45am (tried my best)... zizi n i had brought all our materials! step 1: at the AJ Square where our class line is supposed to be, we laid name tags in a straight line. step 2: distribute the prezzies for the class pple which is a bunch of sweets wrapped with red crate paper n my lovely silver ribbons (: step 3: blow air into Mamasans prezzies n hide them under plastic bags for the surprise!
What did we decide to give the Mamasans on this special day?
This year's vday prezzie must be random, unique & horrifying! It's da last yr for us n it must be special! we found funky coulourful dish-washing gloves n we stuffed sweets into each finger, popped threw in a pencil with their names n some other stuff, stuff the cup into the glove (i stupidly think the cup n go in!) but cuz it can't, the glove ended up bloated up with air with the cup acting as a stopper! wow! we tied a hairtie with a heatshaped thing & orange hair clips for qiqi & lili to secure the cup! ok this is freaky cuz when u remove the plastic bag, u see a hand protruding from the ground! n it has air in it so u can like shake it! wahhahhaah!
it was really presents galore! my adidas paper bag couldnt be more bloated (: i wanna thank all u wonderful pple in my life for giving all these thotful gifts (: hahahaa vday was really interesting cuz we found out new scandals + gigi's latest admirer... mr unmemorable face! hehe wonder wad i gave for my team mates? wahahahah in a paper box, there's a note, some stickers, some recieved hair ties for those who can tie their hair and....... ok this shld not be brought to public's knowledge...... just know it's a team thing n u can wear it internally with a cute print of our mascot (chicken little) & tied using my silver ribbons!
LONELY HEARTS (tuesday)
after sch... while couples walked hand in hand enjoying the day in each other's presence, it's time to introduce the.... LONELY HEARTS EXCO: lili, qiqi, gigi & me. hahahaha seriously, this is such a depressing position! we cabbed down to Marina Square (the lastest shopping paradise) to catch the movie: Walk The Line (abt the famous singer, Johnny Cash) after smuggling tons of food in shu's enormous plastic bag, we left the scene of Unlonely Hearts (who have bad choices for watching movies on vday cuz they shld do smthg better). i sat next to kong & as the show gets rather boring & turned out to be a country concert, we talked.
me: i think... this show is not meant to be watched.
kong: why?
me: becuz it's so boring tt couples will have to do smthg else.
(we looked arnd at the theatre- half-filled with couples & the other half empty)
kong: actually, if they wanna do smthg, they shld sit in front cuz got nobody
both of us looked in front & to our amazement, we saw a couple with their heads appearing & disappearing!!!! aaaahhhhh! what were they doing??? beats me.
3. ANALITY (wednesday)
SNMS are under attack again! ahhhhh! SNMS = qiqi + me... & it means St Nicks Monsters... just cuz we have similar behaviour or actions, pple as cruel as lili & gigi had to label us! today they simply found the HYGIENIC & NEAT side of us... we are NOT ANAL! not really... just because we
a) clean our stationery everyday (in primary)
b) washes our recorder after every use
c) arranges our books in ascending size order
QIQI = SNAM (ST NICKS ANAL MONSTER)
HIHI = SNMAM (ST NICKS MOST ANAL MONSTER)
cuz i still do part (c) & i used to have this polypocket pencil case & i bathe my polypocket figures everyday so they'd be sparkly clean....
4. PREPARATION FOR SHU'S BDAE CELEBRATION (thursday)
planning commitee: pipi, gigi, lili & me. hehe this is gonna be really interesting for shu! ahaha this woman, very sly... suspecting tt we're gonna plan out something n so it was quite difficult to ditch her... but we did n we ended up at Far East to get things done! we went round n round walking with a lot of gusto to get her top + some materials @ Art Friends in Taka (this shop rocks!) spoof prezzies? maybe but it's mroe interesting & draining this time! shu's gonna SCREAM!!! what did we have up our sleeves? read on...
5. HAPPY 18TH BDAE SHU! (friday)
we totally did not even wish shu happy bdae (well cuz it wasnt her bdae yet till sun) & she thot we weren't doing anything... boy was she so WRONG... the plan took place after sch... n it went exactly like this....
- We told shu to take smthg frm the locker. At the locker was this...
what does SNAM mean? St Nicks Anal Monster = Shu (explaination above on wednesday)
this sign was placed over the locker number so shu happily tried to open the locker beside it thinking it was hers! hahaa! until she noticed the sign n thot: how come got this thing? so cute. then she realised her name was on it!
FSQ: PULL TO START
LOCATION #1:
CLUE:
G O
- Shu cleverly thought we were at the track... we werent there... then she thot she must look for someone with the surname Goh... highly impossible... she wanted to go out to the traffic lights outside sch cuz Go is signalled by the green traffic light! wahahahaha in the end after we waited for like damn damn long, we decided to call her n tell her our location.
- Host hihi: WELCOME TO THE AMAZING RACE SNAM EDITION!
Shu, u have been chosen to be put thru a series of gruelling tasks, both physically & mentally challenging. A grand prize awaits you at the end of the game! Are u ready to accept this challenge? If so, please step forward. (all the mamasans stepped backwards & shu screamed) Let the game begin! - TASK #1: COUNT THE NO. OF KOIS IN THE FOUNTAIN (Ans: 24)
shu counted from 18 all the way to 32! we decided to drop hints.. she went crazy as the others went, "there's one here! another one there! did u count this?" - TASK #2: (venue- MPH) DO 10 INCLINE PULL-UPS WITHOUT SCREAMING & WHILE SINGING THE HOKKIEN SONG
pls save our ears bcuz shu was squealing rather than singing the song! haha! but she did it! - TASK #3: FINISH 3 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM IN 1/1/2 MINS
shu was complaining why the ice cream was so hard! n she gobbled down the last scoop in whole! hahaah well done! poor girl... pple were watching her ferocious act! - TASK #4: CHOOSE EITHER PHYSICAL / MENTAL
PHYSICAL: LUNGES ACROSS AJ SQ WITH ARMS & LEGS IN SYNC
MENTAL: HOW WELL DO U KNOW THE MAMASANS? 10 QNS (>5 correct no forefeit)
hahhaah the qns r rather tough n stupid! poor shu didnt follow her instinct n chose the wrong options! too bad she had only 4 qns rite so she had to do the forefeit...
Forfeit: go to the auntie at the cafe & say this, "Auntie wo yao yi wan xia mian, bu yao yu bing, bu yao xia, bu yao huang mian, duo yi dian la jiao, kuai yi dian!" there were 2 customers listening to shu's outrageous order! hahhahaah they were staring at her! the auntie very nice, she was like playing along with the act! - TASK #5: (venue: track) FIND ALL THE POST-ITS ONE BY ONE TO COLLECT UR PRIZES!
the post-its were placed all over the specs stand n there are only 6 to find... shu was quite a fast finder! i bet she was really really shagged... so now let's go on to prize presentation.. what did shu redeemed?
1. wrapped with numerous layers.... emerging fromt he wrappings is a CUBIC BISKIT TIN WRAPPED IN GRAY PAPER WITH THE NUM LOGO! shu wanted this new urban male bag which is priced at $149... so since it's really ex, we decided to get her her bery own NUM bag! complete with a string for easy carrying! (kong didnt wash the inside!)
2. her top! this lovely stripey top would look great on her! hope she likes it (: thanks kong for doing the wrapping!
3. last but not the least.... MARGARET FU'S DEBUT ALBUM! margaret fu refers to none other than the bdae girl: fu shuqi.... we have Technical & Recording Engineer: KONG LILI! & Creative Director & Designer: CHEW HIHI!
product of our collaboration:
Biography:
At this time last year nobody knew of Margaret Fu (otherwise known as Heidi Ravishing Shu). Back then, the 17 year-old songstress was a hidden gem in the wave of emerging talent, but now, twelve months on, she's the most dynamic, alluring and gifted female artist with a wealth of achievements under her belt.
Margaret's humble beginnings stems from an underprivileged family. At the young age of 7, she began contributing to her family income by singing on Ge Tais during the 7th month of every year.
Her impressive vocals were so compelling that spirits of the netherworld were seen diffusing back through the hell gates. Only until the age of 17 was Margaret talent-spotted by the executive director of Yan Luo Wang Music Inc. who was amongst her audience and he was blown away by her flair!
Her critically acclaimed, debut album ''NAAA'' has been certified platinum with sales over 350,000 and launched two hit singles, including the Top Ten smash hits ''Naaa'' and ''???????''. Margaret was nominated for the 'Best Newcomer Award' and clinched the award for 'Most Unique Artiste' in the MTV Asia Awards in 2005. She is now the spokesperson of MasterCard and renown movie producers are bombarding her with numerous movie deals. Margaret is now preparing for her first ever Asia concert tour this autumn and her follow-up album.
Margaret Fu - the pride and glory of Singapore!
WE LOVE YOU FUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE EIGHTEEN!!!!
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